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The Sunday Papers

📰 Mark Warren 👤 Mark Warren 🕒 2026-10-11 18:00:00

AI 摘要 · 其他

原文提到《星球大战：银河赛车》游戏名称及角色Biddy Blas，但未提供具体玩法或商业化信息
文章以幽默风格描述游戏中的竞争场景，涉及多个角色名称及夸张的赛车比喻
原文信息有限，暂无更多可观察的买量/IAA/IAP相关启示

Sundays are for realising that this is speeder racing. No, not podracing. You're not skilled enough for that yet. You've got to get your reps in to be the best of the best on the tracks of the galaxy far, far away. You've got to beat Ary Quill, Griff Halloran, Soren Zaks, Katja Mox, and the rest. But it's futile. Because you won't beat one crocodile-shaped little creature. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT BIDDY BLAS. HE WILL BLAS PAST YOU IN A BLAS OF GLORY, BIDDYING YOU FAREWELL AS HE ROCKETS BY. HE IS THE GREATEST RACER WHO EVER LIVED. HE IS THE
STAR WARS: GALACTIC RACER
, AND THE FORCE SHINES OUT OF HIS BIDDY BOTTOM.
Oh, you're challenging him to a race? Prefer to be BIDDYLASTED INTO OBLIVION.
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